Where does money love to go shopping?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How did groundhogs get their name?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?