What shape has a knighthood?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?