What do you call two birds in love?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?