What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Where do milkshakes come from?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Where do ants go to eat?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why are winter days great?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?