What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

I broke my finger!

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?