What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where do horses reside?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
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