What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did March say to the madness?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
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