What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Where does water do all its banking?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

When do cows get tired?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

How do cats make a birthday cake?