What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call an old snowman?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
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