How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

How is life like toilet paper?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?