What's a pirate's favorite color?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why do cats love to work?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?