Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why did the foal cough?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
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