Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Are baby skunks cute?
How is cat food sold?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
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