Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Shoutout to my grandma!
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
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