Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why do Olympians never overheat?