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Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What are you studying in math?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

It's allergy season again?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?