What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?