Who invented fractions?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?