Why are basketball courts always wet?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why is the piano so hard to open?