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What tea do footballers drink?

How do dog catchers get paid?

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What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

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What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?