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How do you make a bear really angry?

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How does a cow do math?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a horse's favorite car?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call an insincere horse?

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