Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do cows say when you milk them?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What kind of bird can write?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?