What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How do you wash a lamb?
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