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What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why is the beach so confident?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?