What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which plant has the best roar?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why are stones so good at music?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?