What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?