How many insurance policies do cats need?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What game do bats excel at?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How does the moon cut her hair?