What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How does a polar bear build a house?