What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the mime upset?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
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