How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Where would you find an elephant?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?