Why are turtles so shy?

What do little fish love to play with?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?