What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
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