Why did the snake cross the road?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?