What animal styles their hair every day?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What math figure is also in the band?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?