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What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the echo get detention?

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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?