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Why did the whale cross the road?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?