Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?