What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Where do vampires keep their money?

How was the wedding?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?