A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why did electricity win the race?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why are skunks always so depressed?