What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?