Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?