What is a mom's favorite game?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?