Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?