What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What birds make average students?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?