What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's the loudest Christmas song?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?