What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why were the atoms always hungry?