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What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do fairies always drink?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?