Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?