Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What tree has the most bark?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the frog starve?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?