How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What is the smallest lion?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?