What animal floats best?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?