What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?