My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Which former US President was always cold?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?