Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What makes music in your hair?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
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