Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
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