Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is blue and not heavy?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you give a sick pig?
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