Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What is blue and not heavy?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you give a sick pig?