Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do polar bears vote?
What time of day was Adam created?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
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