Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?