How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?