What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why do cows go to New York?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What country has the most fish?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?