What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the snake name his daughter?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?