Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a pig thief?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?