Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

How do amoebas make calls?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Where do burgers like to dance?