What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?