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How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are winter days great?

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

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