What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?