What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why are the mountains so tired?