What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why are winter days great?