How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What did one plate say to the other?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is the coolest country?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did the frog starve?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?