I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

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What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What does an evil hen lay?