What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Where do German dogs sleep?

How long do chickens work?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which cats love to be petted?