What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?