What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?