What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?