What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

How do you grill cheese?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?