When is Dad's bedtime?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do snowmen get information?