Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?