What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why are all priests fit?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do little fish love to play with?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?