What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?