Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?