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What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What does an evil hen lay?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why are fish such good architects?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?