What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

How long do chickens work?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's a bee's favorite novel?