I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do you make a cow float?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

How do you raise a baby elephant?