What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?