Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What birds make average students?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?