Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the frog starve?