What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Which singer could always break a five?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?