What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?