What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
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