Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?