Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?