Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
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