Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which state has the best streets?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
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