How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do all the planets get along?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What is another name for a cow?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?