Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What are baby potatoes called?
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