Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
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