What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?