What do you give a sick lemon?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?