What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Which is the worst season?