Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?