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Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

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Which singer could always break a five?

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Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

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