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Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What famous scientist will try anything?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?