What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which is the worst season?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?