My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?