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A jury.
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What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
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Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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Where does Superman park his cars?
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What do fish use for glasses?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
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