What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How does cardboard get its workout in?