What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What's the friendliest pen?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?