What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the pirate late for work?
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