What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Which former US President was always cold?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?