What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the bee sad?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
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