What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
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What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
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