What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How do horses navigate at night?
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