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Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do golfers drink on the green?