How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?