What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why are baseball games at night?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?