When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?