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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What color are all the books in the library?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?