Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which plant has the best roar?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How do you make a bandstand?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
I'm not a bad putter.
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