Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
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