Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why is a computer so smart?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?