What do you call a sarcastic duck?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did the pen say to the pencil?