What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why was the cat so small?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is the best day to go to the beach?