What's the opposite of irony?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What's the most determined bird?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Do dads always snore?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What's a father's favorite flower?