What did one plate say to the other?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's the loudest sport?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?