What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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