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Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?