That bird won't stop squawking.

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?