What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?