What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?