How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?