What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is the coolest country?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How do you get straight A's?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
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