Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Where are average things manufactured?