Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How do fleas travel?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

How do you grill cheese?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do cats wear to work?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Which superhero is best at baseball?