What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are fish such good architects?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What time of day was Adam created?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
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