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Udderly lost.
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Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
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How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
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