What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why was the horse so happy?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why are cars magic?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do fairies always drink?

What type of birds stay together forever?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?