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A calendar!
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What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What car always breaks the rules?
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Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
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Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
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Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
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