What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How do you arrest a pig?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?