How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?